Why do people think im weird for being an half octopus?

I feel like i was meant to be born an octopus, only because i have some of the requirements, such as 8 tentacles, and i squirt ink. I feel awkward when i squirt ink on people and sometimes i hit people with my extra arms and they give me funny looks which makes me even more awkward then i start to squirt ink again. Why do people think im so strange?